Sunday, August 31, 2003

desperately seeking dahlia, part 2

(part 1 here, if you are new to JFW or need a refresher)

To: dahliahawkins67@[domain deleted]

From: "Michael Sullivan"
Subject: RE:Trial Period KTY!
Date: Fri, 29 Aug 2003 14:52:07 -0400
Our membership fee exists because it helps us advertise, research 

companies that do surveys and bring to you the best paying of them! We
update these companies every two months and maintain our website! The
membership fee also includes 24 hours excellent customer support from
specially trained consultants that will answer all your questions and help you
solve any problems that you encounter before, during, and after you
finish your surveys! You understand that all these services cost us a lot
of money and efforts!
Unfortunately, it is not possible for us to give you a trial period, 

because in order to explore our database, which contains valuable
information and use our services you have to pay in advance!
Best regards!!!
Mike Turner
I'm not sure why this guy's name has changed from "Mike Sullivan" in his first e-mail and in his address to "Mike Turner"; I'm presuming that he's in the middle of some kind of identity crisis. Or he could have married, I suppose. Anyway, here's Dahlia's response:
Date: Sun, 31 Aug 2003 17:21:32 -0700 (PDT) 

From: "Dahlia Hawkins"
Subject: RE:Trial Period KTY!
honey, you are playing hard-to-get with me, aren't you ;)  i'm NOT 

asking for a trial period. i understand why your membership fee exists.
if anything, with all the opportunities for MONEY you provide, i'm
surprised it's not higher!!! i'm just saying that back at the winkydog
restaurant we could use our first month's earnings to pay the start-up
expenses of a new job. i would be willing to pay you $40 instead of
$30 if you could take the money out of my first months earnings rather
than having to pay you before i start work. starting out here, money
is tight, which is the whole reason that i want to start making all kinds
of beautiful MONEY for and with you.
if that's not going to work, can i just give you my idiot half-brothers credit 

card information instead of mine. he owes me some money and doesn't
even look at his statements, so we could charge whatever we wanted to
it and get away with it.
smooch!  yours, dahlia
Stay tuned to see if we hear from him again.

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