Tuesday, December 30, 2003
ringing in the new year
I need to come up with my annual-rhyming-resolution-slogan for the New Year. Previous slogans have been either too easily accomplished ("Wear something blue in 2002!"), too difficult ("I won't pee in 2003!"), or too self-destructive (see 2003 slogan, as well as "Get nothing done in 2001!") as to run counter to the spirit of the holiday. I thought I had this year's slogan all picked out, and then I realized that "Stop being such an [expletive deleted] slob in 2004!" doesn't actually rhyme (and may be Me Being Too Hard On Myself, to boot). Any ideas? I mean, besides "Blog no more in 2004!"