Tuesday, April 20, 2004

frequently asked questions about jeremy, continued

Q: Is the Cheese and Nut Et Al. Diet anything like this Cheese and Sour Cream Diet I keep hearing so much about?

A: No. The Cheese and Sour Cream Diet is pretty much just a Vegetarian Atkins diet.

Q: Does advice from Professor _______ fall under the Doctor Phil Rule?

A: Depends. The Doctor Phil rule, whereupon a sentence that begins with "Doctor Phil says..." costs the person who says it to me a quarter, was generalized to all cases of "[honorific] + [first name] says...". So, for example, "Professor Plum says..." would not cost you a quarter, but "Professor Sue says..." would cost you a quarter.

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