Yeah, right. Remember, I don't have TV here in the RV.
Tom the Dancing TTLBug and Tonya and Ann are, however. I suppose I could be simulblogging whatever else I'm doing while the awards are on, since, as ever, I am in front of a computer.
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Yeah, I haven't actually seen any of the nominated films... well, except "Ray" and "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," but what I lack in knowledge of the nominated works, I make up for with Columnist Manifesto links.
The Revelator Come'th:
what the hell it is close enough to 2/28 / even 6 butterscoth croissants cant ease the knot in my gut over this jury duty thing / a sure fire cure that worked when i went through my 3rd divorce / a hint that jf is not ldm / a clerk tells me i will be spending alot of time in a hotel / another subtle hint jf is not ldm or he would cancel classes / this has to mean a mob trial / great / the godfathers hit men will have no problem remembering the pot-bellied slouch in the back of the jury box with donut crumbs on his shirt / i can see the headlines now / unidentified man found dead in alley clutching a sack of donuts one small calibre round to the back of the head / maybe its bin ladens brother they want us to hang / i can blend in then / his hitmen wont know to stake out a bakery or deli / suck in my gut hunch my shoulders go on a diet / i drove over to akron for a poetry reading / another hint jf is not ldm / they had cheese there and i sat in the back eating / i wanted to bellow out the lonely donut man is in your midst bow to the naked austerity of my verse but didnt / then the terrible thought came what if the moderator asked the slouch in the back row eating their cheese if he had anything to say / the problem with abstraction and concepts and pure math is that once certain portals are crossed real things can sort of appear out of nowhere / nutrinos and quarks and vectors sort of merge with erratic firing patterns of the snyanptic junctions and things begin to manifest in the 3 dimensional world / that russell crowe movie a beautiful mind comes to mind no pun intended / sheer probability mandates the question / what if ldm doesnt know he is jf / the real ldm is not a man to be trifled with in a bowling alley if anyone has any serious money for knocking down some pins / ldms second wife would think he could work another job to pay more child support since he has the time to be piddling around on the net as a buffoon poet / yet two more hints jf is not ldm / unlucky in love true to my verse / jf is probably a good poker player given his intution / he suspected ldm was doing some other stuff / well i was lonely in new hampshire and i wrote the feral stories too and was the one who always ended his rants with buster / that much i own up to / i have no blog nor intend to / i dont know who has that ldm blog / i am a man of my word but it looks like the ides of march wont be available for any revelation / what do you get when you cross a nutrino and a quark in a transversed vector? just another fiction, baby
-LDM
another roadside attraction comes to mind, babycakes
I wonder if LDM is also the repondent who uses the handle Massabi Ranger? LDM didn't 'reveal' a whole lot of anything. Esther
reacting to LDM and the "massabi ranger" provides what they seek: an audience. don't let them dominate a blog that's not their own. if they start their own blogs, those can be ignored as well.
Some days I seek cheap thrills where I can find them. The satire of the M. Ranger wasn't all that bad. Anyway....... Esther
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