acquisitions update, #9

A reader e-mails regarding the recent proposal that I buy the showroom model of the Passat I've been looking at:

A friend of mine who used to work for a new car dealership told me that 
the salespeople (actually, I think salesMEN would be accurate in this 
sentence) he worked with bragged about having sex in the cars on the 
showroom floor. I have no idea if this is true but it if so I would 
think a discount of $300 is not quite sufficient.

Well, that pretty much rules that option out.