i don't think you need to go on extreme makeover. . . that's
a *little* too dire. but based largely on what i remember about your
old place, a little visit from the Queer Eye Guys mightn't hurt.
at least Thom, the decorator guy who has replaced Kirstie Allie as
Pier 1's spokesperson.
though to be honest, i probably need their help much more than you. too
bad they don't do queer eye for the queer guy.