Sunday, July 23, 2006

pick up your feet, freese



Or else you are just going to keep tripping and falling every month or two when you run. It's bad enough for your knees that you insist on running on uneven sidewalks and cobblestones and things, you don't need to skin them up as well, as amusing as it may be for the drunk college kids who watch you tumble. Plus, it's a certainty that one of these falls you are going to end up breaking your wrist (or, worse, your kneecap), breaking your lifelong no-broken-bones streak.

11 comments:

dorotha said...

looks a lot like jam.

Anonymous said...

that's kind of gross, jam or not

Anonymous said...

gotta be easier ways to get sympathy...

hairy hair...yuck

dorotha said...

anonymous 4:31: what's your problem with hair? we are mammals. should he have scales instead?

Anonymous said...

As if Mom doesn't worry about you enough. (ha!) She's going to freak when she sees this! Expect a call.

Anonymous said...

that is gross

carly said...

How is it that people like you and I who trip and fall reguarly have never had a broken bone?

Anonymous said...

Even though it's gross, you have my sympathies.

Anonymous said...

Forget the skinned knee. Why is your leg so suet-y? What do you eat antway>

Anonymous said...

that's anyway

Anonymous said...

Lumpy varicose veins at your age?