Thursday, November 04, 2004

we can't blame knader. however, we can blame...

Knitters! Knitters Against Bush, despite heavy yarn subsidization by George Soros and the DNC, did not come through. They were supposed to knit 200,000 pairs of "Warm Hands For A Fresh Start" mittens for the politically-uncommitted citizens of Ohio, but they didn't come through. They were too busy, they said, working on the "Knit Me Baby One More Time" video from the next Weird Al Yankovic parody album. There has never been a recorded instance of a noncommitted voter failing to be swayed to show up at the polls for a candidate if they've been given handmade mittens.

4 comments:

dorotha said...

don't make me perform my pro-knitting-anti-war spoken word piece!

jeremy said...

Speaking of which, what's the status of our plans for a spoken word karaoke night. I've written this 20,000 line blank verse poem on the analysis of ordinal variables that I think would be a smash hit.

jeremy said...
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dorotha said...

smash hit, indeed. oh, wait, you don't mean that is what we would inevitably do to you if you subjected us to this.