Saturday, November 13, 2004

john: it's good to know it's been hard for you, too, but couldn't you have found some way to spend the money for this letter in ohio?

Also, I have to admit that I wish the Democrats would put up a candidate for President who could write more than two-sentence paragraphs.


Anonymous said...

We lost.

It's time to move on.

We now know that it was foolish to think a man who could so easily (yet falsely) be painted as a stereotypical Northeastern liberal Democrat could be elected president in a land so fundamentally opposed to such liberal ideals as education and health care for all.

We need a Southerner or a Midwesterner.

We need someone who is genuinely an outsider to DC politics. A governor might fit the bill, but so might someone who has never before run for elected office.

We need someone with ideas. Someone who can state his or her opinion cogently, but forcefully. Someone who can take the fight to the Republicans. Someone who is not only willing to take the mudslinging the evil right-wingers will heap upon him or her, but also capable of returning the bile tenfold.

Somebody who will meet the Constitutional requirements for candidacy: a native-born citizen who has been a resident of the United States for at least 14 years prior to the election and who is at least 35 years of age.

And so it is my great honor and distinct privilege to announce here tonight, live on JFW, the formation of the Committee to Elect Jude Toche President of the United States in 2008. Go get 'em, Jude!

Anonymous said...

By the way, I am Anonymous Lonely Donut Man. Elect Jude in 2008!

Anonymous said...

Jude Toche is in the pocket of the kitchenware lobby. See the evidence for yourself.

Anonymous said...

Does Nina really keep a feral child in her basement to do her housework?

jeremy said...

Feral children aren't like house elves. It's not like you can order them to do stuff--that's part of being feral.

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