hey teacher!!

In its entirety, a message a friend of mine who is a professor at another university received from a student today:

hey teacher!! this is [name deleted] from tues/thurs [inscrutable way of abbreviating class name deleted],

writing to apologize for missing class on this morning at 1045. i was sleep

and didint get out of bed, till 1145. so i hope i can get the makeup work if

any, and to fine out what we did in class, if not already on the syllabus. i

greatly appreciate this a lot. and i do enjoy the class. i am a talker! but

anyway i hope you understand and i will see you on tuesday morning.



you already had the cookies, you FINALLY found the milk,...GOT JESUS???