Sunday, September 12, 2004

i'll watch them el and em and en and oh, but that's it

From a story on
King was in the NFL's drug program his entire career, and smoked marijuana through 2½ of those years. He was caught only six times because during his early years he said he substituted clean [stored] urine for his "dirty" urine. He got away with it because, contrary to NFL protocol, the man assigned to administer his tests failed to watch him urinate.
As if one can really fault a guy for shirking that part of his occupational duties that requires watching other men urinate.


Anonymous said...

I'm thinking that if you don't want to watch other men urinate, you ought not to take a position where that is one of the requirements of the job.

Anonymous said...

I am thinking that there might not be enough potential drug tester/adminsters if we only selected from those men who *wanted* to watch other men urinate. I am also thinking that the players union might have a problem with that job criteria.

Anonymous said...

I can think of a few bars in Chicago and DC where you would have no problem finding people who would be willing to watch other men urinate. The paycheck would just be bonus.