an idea of the pressure that i am under

I go away for a few days without Internet access, and this is the sort of thing waiting for me upon my return. From a cherished reader from Dubuque, IA:

if jeremy doesn't post something onto his weblog every five minutes, [spouse?]
and i consider him to be delinquent in his responsibilities. never has
the refresh button been used so much in the [surname] household...