1. Not to crow, but I was right about "kep". Both about kep not being me (about which I was fairly certain), and in my suspicion about who kep really was (about which I was, well, also fairly certain).
2. Despite pleas from JFW readers that she and I were meant to be together (as if anybody could steal me away from Tonya), my friend went out with the guy whose favorite movie is Conan The Barbarian. She reports that while he's probably not her Prince Charming, he seems a suitable candidate for Duke For The Time Being.