You are Herpes, sometimes you are mellow and other
times you blow up, but no matter what you are
in for the long haul... [blah blah hilarious herpes humor blah]
Here's the link to Which STD are You?, so you can STiDentify yourself. Incidentally, if you need some extra herpes hijinx to start your day, you can visit the Ron Mexico site, and you can see that somebody is offering $10,000 on e-bay for the ronmexico.com domain name--and the current owner is holding out for more. That's how funny defrauding somebody into sharing your lifelong venereal burden is, at least if the defrauder is someone famous and uses a weird alias as part of their capers.
Corrie herself has been using Quizilla to try to figure out what kind of natural disaster she is, but I think I'm already enough of a natural disaster without needing to be told I'm a tornado or whatever.
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the frontiers of identity research...
I'm a rainbow.
I had a cousin who had a scorching case of vaginal rainbow and, let me tell you, it's nothing to joke about.
I can't take the test. It seems that the flood of traffic directed to Quizilla from this blog has crashed the server. Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to try again later.
I realize that I drink too much, but I was sort of hoping that in the next topic Jeremy might address the exploding toad phenomena that has German scientists baffled. Toads have been accused for centuries of causing warts and and there could be some connection between VD and these toads that are exploding.
when i took the quiz, it didn't tell me that i was an STD at all. just that i am a vector.
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