One of the undergrads who works across the hall e-mailed because he is all excited about being AIDS and wanted me to link to this "What STD are you?" quiz. Kids these days. I'm surprised nobody has ever sent me a "What Genocide are you?" quiz, because I'm sure I would be rolling on the floor laughing if I got to be, say, Armenia 1915. Anyway: Lo, I am herpes, hear me roar.
You are Herpes, sometimes you are mellow and other
times you blow up, but no matter what you are
in for the long haul... [blah blah hilarious herpes humor blah]
Here's the link to Which STD are You?, so you can STiDentify yourself. Incidentally, if you need some extra herpes hijinx to start your day, you can visit the Ron Mexico site, and you can see that somebody is offering $10,000 on e-bay for the ronmexico.com domain name--and the current owner is holding out for more. That's how funny defrauding somebody into sharing your lifelong venereal burden is, at least if the defrauder is someone famous and uses a weird alias as part of their capers.
Corrie herself has been using Quizilla to try to figure out what kind of natural disaster she is, but I think I'm already enough of a natural disaster without needing to be told I'm a tornado or whatever.