if you are the sort who is shocked anew each morning that the sun rises in the east...

...you may also be surprised to learn that David Duchovny has written and directed a new coming-of-age movie--one in which he also stars and which also features Robin Williams playing a retarded janitor--and, according to reviews, it sucks. In related news, your creepy aunt finally scraped together the money to self-publish that collection of poems about her cats, and reviewers have been similarly unkind.