Apparently, he's moved on to commenting on other blogs. I'm not sure what I did to drive him away. You would have thought that any problems we had could have been resolved, you know, through couples-counseling or through role-playing-with-puppets, but instead, I just come home one day to discover he's moved out of my blog and into someone else's.
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I cast'th an ever widening net
for no lovely lass here I've met
for Nina's affections 'twas not a safe bet
obviously donuts doth love not beget
'tis my deepest and aching regret
that over me Nina or Dorotha shall never fret
Woe! no plump progeny shall I ever beget
what I would'st not do to be their sugary pet
- LDM
I cast'eth an ever widening net
verily no lass here have I met
apparently donuts doth love not get
-for Nina's affection 'twas a poor bet-
nor shall I be Dorotha's sugary pet
Alas! no plump progeny shall I ever beget
my heart rend'eth like fibers soaked to ret
leap'eth would I from on high in a jet
if it would'st but ease their mind-set
Love's castle has't 'nary a room to let
alone, I reminisce on the donuts I've 'et
- LDM
Mr. Freese I must register my disappointment in your tacit endorsement of that lecherous Doughnut Man! It is my fondest wish that some aggressive, martial arts trained Feminist gives him a most robust kick to the testicles. Helpful In New Hampshire
Dear Jeremy; I would refer you to Dorotha's Blog and her latest entry. You will note that I have written a rather lovely poem for her, but there is no response on her part. Is she carefully crafting harsh words for me do you think? What in the hell is a man to do? She made it plain early on in your Blog that she doesn't like donuts, and obviously she loathes my poetry, hence me. Should I do some body piercing to get her attention? Would an avante garde tatoo do the trick? You have some knowlege of her and her habits. Any advice?? She obviously is intelligent, witty and energetic and no doubt could bring a handsome dowry to any long term relationship, though I assure you that is the least of my interests, but I am at an impasse here. Would it be imposing on you to mediate a bit here,hmmm?? -
Your Humble Servant - The Lonely Donut Man ( LDM)
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