Sunday, July 15, 2007

something tells me this will not be picked up and used in 'just say no' campaigns

Baseball player Gary Sheffield has been the subject of recurrent rumors of steroid use. Part of his denial in a recent interview: "[Sheffield] also says that he never took steroids because 'the bottom line is steroids is something you stick in your butt -- period.'"

1 comment:

Ken Houghton said...

Yea, (1) Gary never took steroids, and the steroids I've been taking for the past few weeks, and the ones Shira took before resorting to surgery were (2,3) all administered anally.

For those counting, there are three false statements in the previous paragraph.