A longer story beginning with "Wu-Tang Clan Aint Nuthin to [expletive deleted] With" coming up on the shuffle of my iPod while jogging. It's not even a song I like, especially as it is so clearly a ripoff of Freaktoastt J's "Freaktoast J is Not a Toy (Don't Give Freaktoast J to Children Under Five)."Your sudden obsession with the Wu-Tang Clan is only the very tiniest bit
disturbing, and yet still I hope it lasts only for today.
I'm at the office today wearing an Australian cricket jersey, which looks sort of like this. Everyone who has come into the office today--and we are having an informal thing, so people are actually here today--has said something like "I like your shirt." None of them actually like it, but people are too polite to say, "Wow, what a strange and brightly-colored wardrobe choice for someone over thirty-five."
3 comments:
you are not that old.
or, if you really are old, you should join the red hat society instead of the yellow cricket jersey society.
If you were still in the Midwest, people would be saying, "Wow, your shirt is very bright."
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