1. As of this moment, sixteen out of the last seventeen posts on TMZ.com are regarding Lindsay Lohan (the other is about Britney Spears).
2. I have removed the wireless card from my Tablet PC. As is one of my favorite sayings, desperate people do desperate things.
3. I have resolved that I am only going to have one Coke Zero a day, before noon, between now and ASA. Today: Day 1. We will see how this goes. Root for me.