Monday, May 07, 2007

(ongoing series) peculiar subject lines of spam messages

38.
Re: I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here are bad.
Setting aside the matter of the extremity of this prospective reaction to bad medicine prices, who waits until after their suicide to eat their dog?

3 comments:

H said...

Moreso than that, is it even possible to wait until after your suicide to eat your dog?

Lucy said...

If you used a somewhat slow-acting method of suicide, you could save your dog for a snack while waiting to die.

Anonymous said...

So. Anything to tell us re your 2 years in Cambridge? Will your work help solve some health problems? (I think so; but maybe you'd like to share.)