Your Seduction Style: The Repellent
Face it: you don't really have a "style", much less one
that could be effectively deployed toward any sort of
goal of "seduction." Indeed, you are so awkward that
often when people meet you they think there is
something wrong with you. What you have imagined to
be your "quirky charm" has instead been all along just
weird and unsettling. You are doomed to be alone,
excepting whatever plants or pets you may possess.
Build a fort out of couch cushions in your living
room and hide; to keep you company, we recommend
macaroons and Season Four of the Mary Tyler
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
really, all i would do is watch the part in the opening credits where she throws her hat in the air. again and again. and have some more macaroons.
So, seems like everybody in SconnieSpace has been taking the What is Your Seduction Style? quiz that is making the rounds online (see, inter alia, here and here and here and here)? Despite expressions of skepticism about such quizzes by myself and (more amusingly) others, I thought: why not? Why shouldn't I use the powers to quizilla to find out whether I am a "dandy" or a "coquette", especially since it has never occurred to me to apply either of these terms (much less other alternatives, like "siren" or "rake") to myself at any point in my life. In any event, the quizilla tarot cards did not turn up kindly anyway. I'm not sure which of my answers tipped the quiz off to my true nature: