from seattle: how certain entrepeneurial schemes are compromised when the owner switches to decaf

I wish I had taken my camera around Seattle to take photographs of some of the signs, a la one of Ann's regular photomotifs. My favorite was a sign for a shop called Insomniax Coffee, whose sign indicated that it closed at 8PM on weeknights and 3PM on weekends. Moreover, the sign also said it opened at 6:30AM, but I walked by there at 7 and it was still closed, presumably because the proprietor had overslept.