Okay, the Lambuel site in the last post is a hoax. When I first went to it, I scrolled down and saw the atheist thing and was already freaked out and cropping away in Photoshop before I had the chance to check out the site further. So sue me. Besides which, it really didn't seem that far-fetched.
Update, one minute later: Or maybe it's not. I can't decide. If someone spends more time looking at the site and can render a clear verdict, let me know.