"I think she's worried that if she does that then later she's going to wake up in the middle of the night screaming, 'Dear God, what have I done?'"
"She's right. In fact, I can predict when it will happen: the very first night, and every night thereafter."
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So she's getting married. What's the big deal?
This sounds a lot like a conversation you and I had recently.. but butchered significantly.. to protect the innocent? Do you even know what I'm referring to? Am I right, is this that conversation, or are you having one too many conversations of this sort?
Oh, Ken, you must be right. My first thought was illicit sex.
Actually it's a Harvard Sq. thing: they're talking about Scarlett Johansson's ordeal with the Hasty Pudding gang's parade -- woman of the year.
I think that she is going to get "Hallaback Girl" tattooed on her back.
That would make me wake up every night screaming.
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