Time talk would have taken if delivered at optimal pace given its length: 50 minutes.
Time Jeremy projected talk would take, given that he knows he often goes "a little fast" during talks: 45 minutes.
Time talk actually took: 34 minutes, 50 seconds.
Necktie bought for the occasion: Widely maligned.
Talk: Went over better than the necktie, at least.
And now: Done.