"Mom, have you ever been to Chicago?"
"We went there for our honeymoon. It was awful."
"Before we went, my father said to me 'You go there, you look straight ahead. You don't look at anyone, or they'll stab you'."
"And then we were staying on the nineteenth floor of this hotel and it had a fire."
"That wasn't really so bad. What was bad was the entire time I was there I just kept thinking somebody is going to kill me."
"Well, that was 54 years ago."
"Yes, that was back when there wasn't as much crime."
"If you come visit, I promise you won't get stabbed."