Sunday, April 16, 2006

as if i don't have enough trials in my life

I received the following invitation yesterday to participate in a clinical trial:



No, I will not let researchers mess around with my Man Hormones, not for Science and not for $1000.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doesn't too much testosterone contribute to baldness? Low testosterone is related to osteoporosis, right?

Anonymous said...

Well, considering that they are going to test their new product on men who clearly have high impulse control (and thus will subject themselves to a 16-week clinical trial that doesn't even pay partially until week 8), I am a little concerned about what happens when they slap Aggresso-Gel on the impulsive male population. I can see the legal defense now...

Gwen said...

I am embarrassed to think of the range of things I'd be willing to do for $1000. Despite now being a full-fledged associate professor, $1000 still seems like a lot.