Sunday, November 05, 2006
it's all fun and games until somebody cracks a tooth on a diamond
(from a flier I received in the mail yesterday)
"Hi... Can I get your pizza without that stuff hanging from the crust that makes it look like a jellyfish? Oh, and could you also hold the bling? Hold on -- (What? Really? Honey, you already had bling today in your omelet. Fine.) -- Okay, could you make that half bling and half black olives?"