Sunday, November 05, 2006

it's all fun and games until somebody cracks a tooth on a diamond

top speed pizzeria
(from a flier I received in the mail yesterday)

"Hi... Can I get your pizza without that stuff hanging from the crust that makes it look like a jellyfish? Oh, and could you also hold the bling? Hold on -- (What? Really? Honey, you already had bling today in your omelet. Fine.) -- Okay, could you make that half bling and half black olives?"
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4 comments:

  1. dorotha11/6/06, 11:15 AM

    okay, the stuff about the jellyfish is clearly hilarious, and yet no one has commented. so i am. you are funny, jeremy. for reals. this is not one of my sarcastic, mean comments. you make me laugh.

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  2. jeremy11/6/06, 9:49 PM

    Thanks, D.

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  3. dorotha11/6/06, 10:15 PM

    the names is dorotha, J.

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  4. Anonymous11/7/06, 12:35 AM

    Just can't let it go.

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