Tuesday, January 25, 2005

(betrayals) wondering what's happened to lonely donut man?

Apparently, he's moved on to commenting on other blogs. I'm not sure what I did to drive him away. You would have thought that any problems we had could have been resolved, you know, through couples-counseling or through role-playing-with-puppets, but instead, I just come home one day to discover he's moved out of my blog and into someone else's.
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  1. Anonymous1/25/05, 9:05 AM

    I cast'th an ever widening net
    for no lovely lass here I've met
    for Nina's affections 'twas not a safe bet
    obviously donuts doth love not beget
    'tis my deepest and aching regret
    that over me Nina or Dorotha shall never fret
    Woe! no plump progeny shall I ever beget
    what I would'st not do to be their sugary pet
    - LDM

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  2. Anonymous1/25/05, 10:43 AM

    I cast'eth an ever widening net
    verily no lass here have I met
    apparently donuts doth love not get
    -for Nina's affection 'twas a poor bet-
    nor shall I be Dorotha's sugary pet
    Alas! no plump progeny shall I ever beget
    my heart rend'eth like fibers soaked to ret
    leap'eth would I from on high in a jet
    if it would'st but ease their mind-set
    Love's castle has't 'nary a room to let
    alone, I reminisce on the donuts I've 'et
    - LDM

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  3. Anonymous1/25/05, 11:41 AM

    Mr. Freese I must register my disappointment in your tacit endorsement of that lecherous Doughnut Man! It is my fondest wish that some aggressive, martial arts trained Feminist gives him a most robust kick to the testicles. Helpful In New Hampshire

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  4. Anonymous1/25/05, 5:15 PM

    Dear Jeremy; I would refer you to Dorotha's Blog and her latest entry. You will note that I have written a rather lovely poem for her, but there is no response on her part. Is she carefully crafting harsh words for me do you think? What in the hell is a man to do? She made it plain early on in your Blog that she doesn't like donuts, and obviously she loathes my poetry, hence me. Should I do some body piercing to get her attention? Would an avante garde tatoo do the trick? You have some knowlege of her and her habits. Any advice?? She obviously is intelligent, witty and energetic and no doubt could bring a handsome dowry to any long term relationship, though I assure you that is the least of my interests, but I am at an impasse here. Would it be imposing on you to mediate a bit here,hmmm?? -
    Your Humble Servant - The Lonely Donut Man ( LDM)

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