public service announcement

A weary friend of mine has e-mailed to inform me that today is International Chronic Fatigue Awareness Day. I cannot find information on Google for the date of United Chronic Annoyance Day, despite there being a couple people I would love to send U-CAD cards to. And this is not even to mention International Chronic Dipshit Day, for which I would be plunking down some serious cash at Hallmark.