tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post110740599029492621..comments2024-02-20T17:40:21.618-05:00Comments on jeremy freese's weblog: a cautionary note to my most demonstrative fansjeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12755662766163119607noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107558187998576132005-02-04T18:03:00.000-05:002005-02-04T18:03:00.000-05:00Seek'eth ye not who I truly am
be I Repub or be I ...Seek'eth ye not who I truly am<br />be I Repub or be I Dem<br />masculine or maybe a 'fem<br />what matter be I a Laura or a Lem?<br />in thy craw my name stick'eth like phlegm<br />behold'eth from blackened coal the gem!!<br />my verse with name thou shalt never hem<br />verily shall I fade'th only in thy REM<br />The Muse come'th here, heralding LDM!!<br />- LDMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107558174515072542005-02-04T18:02:00.000-05:002005-02-04T18:02:00.000-05:00Seek'eth ye not who I truly am
be I Repub or be I ...Seek'eth ye not who I truly am<br />be I Repub or be I Dem<br />masculine or maybe a 'fem<br />what matter be I a Laura or a Lem?<br />in thy craw my name stick'eth like phlegm<br />behold'eth from blackened coal the gem!!<br />my verse with name thou shalt never hem<br />verily shall I fade'th only in thy REM<br />The Muse come'th here, heralding LDM!!<br />- LDMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107545808610704092005-02-04T14:36:00.000-05:002005-02-04T14:36:00.000-05:00LDM = JF = Francine
and which one may have died in...LDM = JF = Francine<br />and which one may have died in a heat wave?<br /><br />come on LDM out yourself!<br /><br />the friendly I.C.O. (Indifferently Contemptous One)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107536297063830792005-02-04T11:58:00.000-05:002005-02-04T11:58:00.000-05:00I am willing to send that horrid lecher a manual o...I am willing to send that horrid lecher a manual on self-castration. Either Mr. Freese harshly disciplines him or I may be forced to read another blog. I thought we were rid of him, but apparently not.<br />Helpful In New HampshireAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107534438774655742005-02-04T11:27:00.000-05:002005-02-04T11:27:00.000-05:00It's time to banish the lonely donut man to anothe...It's time to banish the lonely donut man to another blog. Any suggestions?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107533756552401482005-02-04T11:15:00.000-05:002005-02-04T11:15:00.000-05:00is JFW in danger of becoming LDMW?is JFW in danger of becoming LDMW?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107530216014891182005-02-04T10:16:00.000-05:002005-02-04T10:16:00.000-05:00T'was grog that ushered forth that verse
woe! mali...T'was grog that ushered forth that verse<br />woe! maligning, couplets almost did curse<br />naught have'th I for thee to reimburse<br />-tis sad to hold'eth an empty purse-<br />I accept'eth thy rebuke to grow'eth terse<br />should'st my words become'th worse -<br />LDMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107529587819879782005-02-04T10:06:00.000-05:002005-02-04T10:06:00.000-05:00I meant, starting to get overly creepy.I meant, starting to get <EM>overly</EM> creepy.jeremyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12755662766163119607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107529517161625272005-02-04T10:05:00.000-05:002005-02-04T10:05:00.000-05:00Starting?Starting?Anghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07005514932002735616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107526316706394412005-02-04T09:11:00.000-05:002005-02-04T09:11:00.000-05:00Lonely Donut Man is starting to get creepy. I may...Lonely Donut Man is starting to get creepy. I may have to call the bouncers.jeremyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12755662766163119607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107523872823816742005-02-04T08:31:00.000-05:002005-02-04T08:31:00.000-05:00Verily such words would offend'eth my ear
t'would ...Verily such words would offend'eth my ear<br />t'would even bring'eth a most watery tear<br />had not once in yon woods quite near<br />did I spy a Sigma Chi with a young deer<br />humping away whil'st he swill'eth his beer<br />his brothers present giving a raucous cheer<br />-LDMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107521277100570172005-02-04T07:47:00.000-05:002005-02-04T07:47:00.000-05:00This just in: Frat Rat Croaks From Excessive Water...This just in: Frat Rat Croaks From Excessive Water Consumption (yeah right): one of the pledges at the ol' Chi Tau house at Cal State has bit the dust, rather sank into oblivion, after drinking water from a 5 gallon jug and doing 'exercises': that's the key word here, exercises: I suspect the Pledge was being initiated into the secret Enema Cult Gang (ECG), a notorious movement in the Frat culture which most Administrators are reluctant to acknowledge let alone deal with. Mark that acronym well, it will spew its ugly head again, and don't shake your damn head over this. We all know the sexual perversions that go on in Frat houses, just ask the garbage men about all the mysterious small animals found in dumpsters behind frat houses and the unique circumstances surrounding the demise of the little critters, i.e. enlarged rectums. Some say the ECG is a take-off of Skull and Bones, a watery version if you will. You heard it second here, folks.<br />The Massabi Ranger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107487146792653702005-02-03T22:19:00.000-05:002005-02-03T22:19:00.000-05:00If you are looking for the right word to describe ...If you are looking for the right word to describe the coat in the last photo, that word is <A HREF="http://www.blogger.com/r?http%3A%2F%2Fwww.livejournal.com%2Fusers%2Fcabellicious%2F">cabellicious</A>.jeremyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12755662766163119607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107456158905685322005-02-03T13:42:00.000-05:002005-02-03T13:42:00.000-05:00Hero-worship runs deep here at Wisconsin; the faci...Hero-worship runs deep here at Wisconsin; the facial coif in question actually belongs to an undergrad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107451781214334962005-02-03T12:29:00.000-05:002005-02-03T12:29:00.000-05:00the sideburns are a bit scary. is this an awe-st...the sideburns are a bit scary. is this an awe-struck grad student paying homage? any other examples of such hero-worship of Wisc faculty?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107445234098178772005-02-03T10:40:00.000-05:002005-02-03T10:40:00.000-05:00Verily did'st I take a penis pill
to provide'th Wi...Verily did'st I take a penis pill<br />to provide'th Wifey with her thrill<br />But Woe! before she had'eth her fill<br />my DNA did'st too early spill<br />her voice became'th harsh and shrill<br />pay'est thou the doctor's bill!?<br />his potion thine erection it doth kill<br />thou are 'art but a paying shill<br />he 'hath slammed thy gonads in his till<br />Lo! I tread'eth lightly on the marriage mill<br />-LDMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107412937166014942005-02-03T01:42:00.000-05:002005-02-03T01:42:00.000-05:00Its too bad you can't see my shoes in that picture...Its too bad you can't see my shoes in that picture.<br />They were almost as fabulous as the jacket.<br /><br />So fabulous that Jeremy stole one right off my foot while wishing aloud that he was either female or gay so that he too could wear such incredible footwear.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1107407621959244572005-02-03T00:13:00.000-05:002005-02-03T00:13:00.000-05:00Now *that* is a jacket. I gotta go get me one of t...Now *that* is a jacket. I gotta go get me one of those. <br /><br />I keep trying to start USC Sociology Karaeoke but nobody's up for it, even though I live literally right behind the (according to L.A. Magazine a few years back) "Best Kareoke Bar in Los Angeles".<br /><br />Of course, the one time I went there I learned the hard way that the version of "Folsom Prison Blues" that my band used to do was different from the version on the kareoke machine. Damn key change, tempo change, and different number of measures.Bradyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11392485598731995230noreply@blogger.com