tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post109448731860837831..comments2024-02-20T17:40:21.618-05:00Comments on jeremy freese's weblog: in praise of whole foodsjeremyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12755662766163119607noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1094578082644478982004-09-07T13:28:00.000-04:002004-09-07T13:28:00.000-04:00I like that, at Whole Foods, the express lane says...I like that, at Whole Foods, the express lane says "12 items or fewer" as opposed to "12 items or less." "Fewer" is the correct word when refferring to "items" man.DannyNoonanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12965127114354857721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5558726.post-1094557080021802202004-09-07T07:38:00.000-04:002004-09-07T07:38:00.000-04:00I haven't been called a "geezer" yet, but the day ...I haven't been called a "geezer" yet, but the day is coming. In restaurants waitresses are starting to ask me if I would like things other than what I have ordered - a subtle hint that senility is at the door and they can sense it - geezers don't always know what is best for them -<br />"would you like some orange juice with those eggs?"<br />"How about some some fruit to go with that?"<br />- geezers need extra vitamins ya' know - <br />"are you sure you don't want a glass of water?"<br />- it is common knowledge that geezers suffer from constipation and extra water helps -<br />"be careful, that is very hot"<br />- geezers have been known to burn themselves up - <br />-I'm waiting for: " here's a bib for you, compliments of the cleaning crew"goeshhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05781857563232791703noreply@blogger.com